{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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\"Suds in the Bucket\" is a song written by Billy Montana and Tammy Wagoner and recorded by American country music singer Sara Evans. It was released in May 2004 as the third single from Evans' 2003 album Restless. It became her third number-one single on the US Country charts, and her first since \"Born to Fly\" in early 2001. It was certified Platinum by the RIAA on August 18, 2023.
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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