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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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