{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}